fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

(Source: 4gifs)

(Reblogged from asterweich)

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

image

(Reblogged from lucifers-ass-cheek)

the-gameissomething:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

(Reblogged from muhhranshark)

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(Reblogged from muhhranshark)

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

(Reblogged from lucifers-ass-cheek)

tastefullyoffensive:

People Having Fun With Statues (Part 2)

Previously: Part One

(Reblogged from asterweich)

shitpostmemeboy:

crustpunkables:

GameStop that used to be a Hot Topic

mallcore

(Source: asciimiddlefinger)

(Reblogged from asterweich)

ridemyrubyrod:

Breaking Bad

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

(Reblogged from asterweich)
(Reblogged from asterweich)

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

image

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami)

(Reblogged from madam-squishy)